I want to have the energy of a short but spry old man strutting confidently down the street while wearing a lime green polo shirt tucked into forest green Adidas track pants, accessorized with brown loafers, a gigantic gold wristwatch, & cataract shades
#FathersDay to all!
Played golf for first time in 5 years yesterday, got hailed on, cleats disintegrated, played back 9 in boat loafers, ate shit in the mud on hole 16 head-to-toe. Can’t wait to do it again in 5 years.
Still feel like the luckiest guy in world today! pic.twitter.com/3gghsH9gff